The Hillary Conspiracy or 98% of My Family are Republicans
 

Welcome to Jestertunes! If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Feel free to leave a comment, read through the archives, and enjoy yourself. See you again real soon!

One of my many aunts sent this email to me (and many other people in her address book, mostly family members). This aunt has not communicated with me in years, not since she discovered that I was gay. She obviously has my email address, and knows that her little sister lives with me, but has never made any attempts to talk to me.

Most of the time when I get one of those “inspirational” or “Jesus Loves You” emails in my inbox I ignore it. Usually (especially when it comes from a family member) I don’t even respond when it’s one of those emails clearly designed to rile you up against some Democratic conspiracy.

When I got this email though, I had to respond because it just didn’t make any sense.

I’m sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart.

If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is ‘appointed’ to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire ‘they’ (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check….but I wouldn’t bet on it….

I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years.

What a guy!

AND THE REST OF THE STORY… Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the ‘Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,’ which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense!

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.

Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence ‘had’ to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal!

As she runs for President, will YOU vote for her?

How many people can YOU send this to?

Here was my response:

——

“There’s nothing in this email about the Clinton’s that is any different than any other ex-President or current Senator.

If you believe that it’s wrong for Hillary to get paid the same as any other Senator, or to receive the same benefits as any other President would if elected, you’re basically saying that she shouldn’t get those benefits because of her marriage.

She’s doing the job of a Senator and she should be paid for it.

If elected to the Presidency, she should be paid for that also. Just as Bush was. And Reagan, and Ford and any other Republican president was.

If both a husband and a wife work outside the home, whether for the same company or not, shouldn’t they both draw a paycheck?

What difference does Bill Clinton’s income over the past six years make? He makes his money from speaking engagements and book deals, just like nearly every other president before him in the last 40 years. The fact that he makes 40,000,000 (which I highly suspect is an inflated number) should have no bearing on what his wife should or will earn from doing her job.

If your issue is with the level of benefits current Senators and ex-Presidents receive, you should contact your local representatives and take it up with them.

But if you are simply trying to dissuade people from voting for Hillary Clinton, you would be better served by offering arguments against her policies and voting history, rather than ringing an alarm about a non-issue.”

——-

I have not received a response. I don’t suppose I will.

18 Responses to “The Hillary Conspiracy or 98% of My Family are Republicans”
 

[...] Hillary Conspiracy or 98% of My Family are Republicans February 26th, 2008 tdemorsella wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptAbout the only thing they MIGHT NOT [...]

 
 

Great reply. I am sure it went down like a sack of shit, but good reply anyway.

kate’s last blog post…So very cute.

kate wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 5:21 am

 
 

Excellent.

I am inundated with crap like this on a regular basis from people who should know better than to send it to me. I’m not as eloquent as you are with it, but I do blog the hell out of it.

Good times, good times.

Midleah wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 7:02 am

 
 

I loved getting this type of email from my father (who has about 200 people on his email list). I would reply all and blast back. Finally, he got tired of me causing a ruckus and deleted me from that list. Ah, I miss those days. My sister had already been banished. I’m hoping he puts my kids on his list so they can be banished. We have such a healthy family dynamic.

Lori’s last blog post…Shades Of Grey

Lori wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 7:05 am

 
 

Well said!

I had to respond to a mass of emails when some of the parents at our little catholic school sent out fear-inducing emails warning people about The Golden Compass and how it was anti-christian. My response was basically if you’re that afraid of a differing opinion, then maybe they needed to either reexamine their own faith or their own teachings. I got one response. It wasn’t very “christian.” LOL

Mel-O-Drama’s last blog post…it’s fiction people…

Mel-O-Drama wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 7:44 am

 
 

That’s brilliant. I’m impressed you took the time to reply. I always just delete - probably because they come from the in-law side mainly and husband would be piiiissssed with what I’d say in response. :-)
Miss Britt’s last blog post…The Rest Of The Centerfold Story

Miss Britt wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 9:58 am

 
 

I think you told me this story the other day/night… but it’s a little fuzzy. I think I may have been drinking…

Anywho, I believe at the time I raised the point that if Hillary gets elected, we’ll actually be saving on Secret Service men because she already has them as a ex First lady. That’s pretty much the extent of my cost/benefit analysis when drinking…

Lee wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am

 
 

Oh, my my. Where are the beautiful women on this site? I didn’t come here to look at the homeboys. Will you try to accommodate the special one? I’d appreciate it very much!

Thank You Very Much!

The "Special" One wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 11:09 am

 
 

OH JEEZ!
Listen special one… we’re well aware of you being special.

You know, the hot pics only show up once a week anyway. That’s the format my special friend.

and really, what ARE you trying to accomplish here?

P.S. Do you have Sly’s phone number and have you been calling her about the candy you want her to hide in the cabinet with the pots and pans?

Lee wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

 
 

AHHH! That would so not be okay! I only hide candy for cool people.

Anyways, I have a little pet theory:

The Special One = The Doctor = Man’s Man

Keeps coming back, begging for attention like a schoolboy pulling the pigtails of his crush. So I think that our “Special” friend has a raging thing for Jestertunes.

Sorry about that, Jester…thank the gods you have so many more attractive and sane admirers to offset teh crazy.

Sly wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

 
 

Very well said Jester, be sure to post the reponse if you ever get one.

Chris’s last blog post…It’s a catastrophe I tell you!

Chris wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

 
 

kate - I’m sure I sparked more than one outbursts in the family households…

Midleah - No kidding, I’d tell them all to stop, but then I’d have to come up with my own ideas for blog posts.

Lori - Sounds familiar.

Mel-O-Drama - Love that we’re on the same email lists.

Miss Britt - Just publish your responses and let them all be upset and bitchy.

Lee - You were drinking? No way. Yeah, the fact that they don’t have to double up Secret Service is a good point.

The “Special One” - Do you actually even read the posts here? Can you read? You have posted this same request on every post I’ve made for the past week. It’s not getting you anywhere. If you want pretty pictures, get a Playboy and go away.

Lee - I think you’re going to have to explain that last line…

jester wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

 
 

Sly - That’s not a theory. Special = Doctor = Man’s Man is fact. Same idiot, different personalities, none of which are amusing. Someday I’ll be a big enough name to get some really hot stalkers.

Chris - Will do. :)

jester wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

 
 

You’ll have to ask Sly about her new friend offline

Lee wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

 
 

I think Special One really is special if he can’t figure out how to find naked pictures of women on the internet.

othurme’s last blog post…What’d Johnny Depp ever do to you?

othurme wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

 
 

Maybe they have certain sites blocked from the computer at “the Home”

Lee wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

 
 

you have to wonder about special people, touched in the head like that. what possesses them to think they are making a difference here??

anyhow, any bullshit political emails i get are automatically deleted. doesn’t matter which side they come from, bullshit is still bullshit.

hellohahanarf wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

 
 

All that email proved is that the politicians look out for themselves and nobody else. Every time i get some political email I file it under G for garbage. Actually I would rather read an email from some spammer trying to sell Viagra but does not have a grasp of the English language.

I.P. wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

 

Say something already!