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Another Caption Me post.
Here’s my entry: “Fuck… what’s a guy gotta to do to get some alone time with his best fish?”
Yup, that’s a true red neck!
James wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 12:07 am
To avoid catching teh gay , Alabama boys are encouraged to take up fishing ……
Dingo’s last blog post…0105 HART
Dingo wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 2:39 am
“You have to kiss a lot of fish to find your merman.”
The Absurdist’s last blog post…Stop Lights, Catholics, Cell Phones and Target
The Absurdist wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Avitable wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Look at Me. I’m a super semen!!
I.P. wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
wow, there are no words for this… except for… what the frak kind of ‘fish’ is that and where are his pants?!
Lee wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Jimbob’s inability to afford a good knife led him to this very unique way of filleting a fish.
othurme’s last blog post…What’d Johnny Depp ever do to you?
othurme wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am
after all those years alone on the island, billy bob finally realized his fantasy of harpooning linda lovefish with his moby dick!
danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…i’m a bad gay…
danny/ink2metal wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Hey Jester, may I ask once more: Puleeeeze put up some sweet honie babes. Man, you know that you have some folks who loves the gals. We get the point that you like the guys. Well, give the rest of “us” something to look forward to. Come on my Brother, be a sport.
Chilling,
The Doctor
The Doctor! wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I have no words. I also want to know what kind of fish that is.
ginamonster’s last blog post…Be careful what you wish for
ginamonster wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
danny, i just wet my couch. hope you are happy!
*walking away to change panties while mumbling “linda lovefish”
hellohahanarf wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Perhaps some sort of catfish ?
( you can see the “whiskers” around its’ mouth )
They can grow pretty big apparently
As for the guy …. not a species I’m intimately familiar with …… yet !
Dingo’s last blog post…0105 HART
Dingo wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
James - And slimy crotch.
Dingo - You know there’s a method of catfishing called “noodling” right?
Absurdist - What do you get for fucking them?
Avitable - Bigger balls, even. Who knew that was possible?
IP - Something smells fishy.
Lee - The fish ate his pants. Probably a catfish.
Othurme - Is that a knife in your pocket…?
Danny - You just said that for the halibut.
The Doctor - I think this fish is female.
ginamonster - Whatever it is, it’s tasty when coated in cornmeal and deep fried.
hello - I hope when we stay with you, you have a spare urine-free bed.
Dingo - Apparently.
jester wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
sorry, hellohahanarf! i’ll tryi to leave at least some kleenex with each comment from here on. LOL
haha, jester! oh, and i had forgotten that i saw some animal planet-type show that featured a bunch of guys “noodling”. now that’s a punchline that just writes itself!
danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…i’m a bad gay…
danny/ink2metal wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
No! Honey, I said it SMELLS like fish…
Robguy’s last blog post…I said I can’t ignore a cute corgi picture
Robguy wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Dingo, I have heard stories of catfish of enormous size in lakes in New Mexico.
ginamonster’s last blog post…This made me laugh. A lot
ginamonster wrote on February 25th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
danny - Are you sure it wasn’t porn you were watching?
Robguy - Um. Ew.
ginamonster - That explains the large balls of catfish poop in Arizona. I don’t know what that means, either.
jester wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 2:21 am
You get the ability to breathe underwater so that you can find more merman to take advatange of.
Absurdist’s last blog post…The Absurdist’s congress, president, pundits and worldy enemies of the internal universe
Absurdist wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 5:24 am
it could very well have been, jester!
i just said it was some animal planet show so you wouldn’t think that i was a porn junkie.
i guess ~that~ dirty little secret is out.
LOL
danny/ink2metal’s last blog post…i’m a bad gay…
danny/ink2metal wrote on February 26th, 2008 at 10:07 am
