Caption Me

What’s this? Another Caption Me entry?!

Yes. Deal with It!

Cowabunga

Here’s my entry: “Sadly, Anuk was the first of his kind. It would be 12 years before he met another gay caveman.”

29 thoughts on “Caption Me

  1. i can almost understand taking this photo, but i can’t understand how one would let it leak out onto the web. this is further support for my no face shots when taking sex shots. wait, i mean, for not ever taking sexual photos. yeah, that’s what i meant.

  2. DaDuck – Meth is a dangerous drug.

    Dingo – They had to leave off all the extra sequins.

    Othurme – Recognized my backyard fence, huh?

    TopNCal – I have your password, I can see all your private parts files.

    Absurdist – Wait til you hear the dance remix of “Dueling Banjos.” The subscribe should be on by default already…

    Hello – UWOP.

    Avitable – That sounds like experience talking.

    Whall – Reminds me of Cowboy Dan from Parenthood.

    Liz – You give up too easily.

    I.P. – Hysterical.

    Absurdist – I can’t believe I didn’t think of it first!

    ginamonster – If you share a brain with Othurme, I’m ascared!

    danny – I can see it now… spinning rock disco balls, leopard fur coats….

  3. FINE!
    (photos sent. beware, they are of my girlie parts. although i didn’t send you the photos of the squishy girlie parts coz i know you hate squishy girlie parts.)

    xoxo

  4. hello – I need an automated system that warns me that there are nipple in my inbox. I don’t mind looking, but I like to know they’re coming. :D

    @all – Now up for auction, pics of Hello’s sweater bunnies….

    Just kidding. I’ll give them away for free.

    I mean. The pics are safe with me. :D

  5. “sweater bunnies”?!??!?! didn’t you just have a birthday? aren’t we adults?

    BREASTS! FEMALE BREASTS!!!

    hehe

    (at least my face isn’t in the photos!)

  6. don’t you dare!

    wait, i’m pretty sure that the photos i sent can’t easily be photoshopped to add my face.

    (wait again. that was NOT a challenge. do not, repeat do not photoshop my face onto any of those photos!)

  7. gina,

    send photos to jester. he needs proof of the alleged tatas.

    (hehe…tatas…good word! your photo of the bunny in the sweater (dress) is killin me. too funny.)

  8. hello – You just wanted to hear me call them sweater bunnies.

    ginamonster – Surprisingly, I don’t care for “fun bags” either.

    hello – I’ve already seen proof of the tatas. They aren’t as large as yours, but they are equally nice.

    ginamonster – Do you think a cartoon character from today’s shows could get away with doing drag?

  9. i love that you are comparing breasts and calling them equally nice. you are a good man, making as both feel good about our bodies. i just love yew. : )

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