Here’s this week’s Caption Me entry.
Happy New Year!
What’s going on here?
Here’s my entry: “They didn’t ask. He didn’t tell. Somehow they knew anyway.”
Dec
31
Monthly Archives: December 2007
Dec
29
A Cute Little Drawing
I got this in a spam message today. It was just so cute I couldn’t immediately trash it, instead, I’m sharing with you.
Maybe I should make him a pet mascot for my little Jester guy?
I just love that he’s wearing Chuck Taylor’s.
Dec
28
Because You Have Nothing Better To Do Today
The Japanese sure do make some interesting games. I imagine that this one should keep you busy for at least a little while. Maybe I’m dumb, but it took me approximately 2 hours to complete all the puzzles.
How quickly can you get through them? The goal is to find the star that is hidden in each panel.
If you get stuck, let me know. I can give you the solutions.
Dec
28
Friday Hotness Gabriel Macht Edition
I totally fell in love with Gabriel Macht after seeing him in “Because I Said So.” (A cute movie, btw.)
He’s just beautiful! Enjoy!
Dec
27
I’m Going to Carry an Air Horn
I know I have mentioned this in the past, but it bears repeating regularly…
If you insist on taking your toddler out to restaurants or the movies or shopping and don’t immediately leave when said toddler starts shrieking at a frequency reserved for air traffic control, please be prepared for me to remove your eardrums with many rapid blasts with my new best friend, the air horn.
It is not enough to pick up your child to comfort her, because when you pick her up and hold her to your chest, you have just brought that screaming gaping hole of horror and pointed it directly at my ear, less than a foot from the back of my head.
It is not funny. It is not “cute.” It is annoying and frankly, it’s dangerous to your health.
Because from now on, I’m carrying an air horn and a roll of duct tape.
Dec
25
Happy December 25th
Hope today finds you doing something pleasant.
I think I’m spending my day with each of these characters. Ironic, they are all straight.
Dec
24
Most Entertaining
New York City Watch Dog named me one of the “Most Entertaining Bloggers of 2007″ this week. I’m honored to be on the list with other great bloggers like Avitable and Mr. Fabulous (and the rest!).
Here’s what NYCWD had to say about me:
You would think that a blog called Jestertunes would be a barrel of laughs, right? Well it is! Although Jester is not like your average humor blogger. In fact I’m not even sure you would consider him a humor blogger. He is more of your musically inclined variety blogger (variety being the spice of life people… unless you’re on Arakis) with a very unique way of looking at things that can be humorous if looked at a certain way. His uniqueness is by far one of his most endearing qualities.
I’m “very unique” and my “uniqueness” is endearing?
Here I was trying to conform to the rest of the world, and I have failed miserably!
I’ve always thought I would be good at hosting a variety show on television. Who knew that I already had my own version of Donny and Marie right here!?
Thanks Watch Dog!
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Dec
24
Caption Me
Here’s your Christmas Eve edition of Caption Me…
Uh, what do you suppose happened here?
Dec
22
Some Holiday Music from Straight No Chaser
Thanks for the link, Othurme.
Dec
21
Why is this so disturbing?
I get a fair amount of spam in my email folders. I’ve tried to keep my name out of the lists, but over time they find me.
In one of the many “make your dick larger” emails (I didn’t think I needed those services, but I’m beginning to get a complex!) I received today this picture was included.
I’ve been a bit unnerved ever since.