Dec 27
I know I have mentioned this in the past, but it bears repeating regularly…
If you insist on taking your toddler out to restaurants or the movies or shopping and don’t immediately leave when said toddler starts shrieking at a frequency reserved for air traffic control, please be prepared for me to remove your eardrums with many rapid blasts with my new best friend, the air horn.
It is not enough to pick up your child to comfort her, because when you pick her up and hold her to your chest, you have just brought that screaming gaping hole of horror and pointed it directly at my ear, less than a foot from the back of my head.
It is not funny. It is not “cute.” It is annoying and frankly, it’s dangerous to your health.
Because from now on, I’m carrying an air horn and a roll of duct tape.
