Caption Me
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Here’s this week’s Caption Me entry.

Happy New Year!

What’s going on here?

Soldier in panties

Here’s my entry: “They didn’t ask. He didn’t tell. Somehow they knew anyway.”

A Cute Little Drawing
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I got this in a spam message today. It was just so cute I couldn’t immediately trash it, instead, I’m sharing with you.

Maybe I should make him a pet mascot for my little Jester guy?

I just love that he’s wearing Chuck Taylor’s.

Penis Drawing

Because You Have Nothing Better To Do Today
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The Japanese sure do make some interesting games. I imagine that this one should keep you busy for at least a little while. Maybe I’m dumb, but it took me approximately 2 hours to complete all the puzzles.

How quickly can you get through them? The goal is to find the star that is hidden in each panel.

If you get stuck, let me know. I can give you the solutions.

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2007/09/2.html

Friday Hotness Gabriel Macht Edition
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I totally fell in love with Gabriel Macht after seeing him in “Because I Said So.” (A cute movie, btw.)

He’s just beautiful! Enjoy!

Gabriel Macht

Gabriel Macht

I’m Going to Carry an Air Horn
in Rant
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Air HornI know I have mentioned this in the past, but it bears repeating regularly…

If you insist on taking your toddler out to restaurants or the movies or shopping and don’t immediately leave when said toddler starts shrieking at a frequency reserved for air traffic control, please be prepared for me to remove your eardrums with many rapid blasts with my new best friend, the air horn.

It is not enough to pick up your child to comfort her, because when you pick her up and hold her to your chest, you have just brought that screaming gaping hole of horror and pointed it directly at my ear, less than a foot from the back of my head.

It is not funny. It is not “cute.” It is annoying and frankly, it’s dangerous to your health.

Because from now on, I’m carrying an air horn and a roll of duct tape.

Duct Tape

Happy December 25th
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Hope today finds you doing something pleasant.

I think I’m spending my day with each of these characters. Ironic, they are all straight.