Maybe I can help set up a three camera shoot and that way the kid can remember it from all angles

I just hope there isn’t going to be be a blooper reel on the DVD!

ask a gay geek - You’re always thinking about others.

Lee - Are you fucking kidding me? I’m hoping there IS! I want to do the director’s commentary!

“Now, I decided to use this particular shot to highlight the emotion and physical reaction to that moment when your brain realizes that there is a penis penetrating you…”

“And now, this is my favorite part… this is where the 18 year old professes his undying love to a passed out Lee…”

“This is where Lee promises to call him again and take him on a proper date, followed by a cut scene to Lee having his cell phone number changed…”

of course the restaurant was called, king dong. where eles would you want to carry on conversations of a penile nature.

just tell lee to make sure he gets valid documentation from the kid. we wouldn’t want all the proceeds from the sale of the video to go to attorney’s fees and court fines a la tracy lords.

yeah, so btw, when is the video release date?

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“So I realized just about…. now, as you can see on my face, that though fun at the time, I had no idea how I was going to get myself OUT of that position.”

i ALWAYS ask for proper documentation! If not for age, for any other lies they may have told me. Didn’t I tell you about that guy that said his name was Peter, but when I went through his bag while he was in the shower, all his credit cards and his license in his wallet said his name was christopher. Needless to say, I was upset

Danny - We don’t need to be at King Dong to carry on conversations of a penile nature. Most of our conversations are of a penile nature. I’ll have to get back to you about the video release date… Now go away, I’m busy watching a … completely unrelated dvd… yeah.. that’s it….

Lee - At least Peter/Christopher’s money wasn’t counterfeit.

Why oh why do I find myself feeling very, very sorry for this poor kid.

Fuck. I’m thinking of an 18 year old kid as a “kid”.

Shoot me right fucking now.

[...] Miss Britt: Why oh why do I find myself feeling very, very sorry for this poor kid. Fuck. I’m thinking of an 18 year old kid as a “kid… [...]

Miss Britt - What?! Sympathy? For a hot 18 year old virgin who wants to have sex with my equally hot 27 year old friend Lee? *pshaw* He’ll be grateful for the historic archive!

‘king dong’! seriously? lol i don’t know if i would be able to stop laughing long enough to eat there!

so, who’s responsibility is it to bring the lube and condoms? the pro, the novice or the videographer?

King Dong….hahahahahahaha

Never leave it up to a novice! Any responsible person should carry their own personal protective equipment. That means you too ladies! It’s everyone’s responsibility to play safe. This has been a public service announcement by your friendly neighborhood slut.

Just an update, that ‘kid’ never called me back. I imagine he got nervous, or decided he would rather not lose his virginity to a guy that eats at a place called King Dong.

heather - Funny, we usually start laughing when the conversation starts. I think it’s a fairly standard practice that the host of the party provides the favors unless otherwise agreed upon beforehand. Though it’s been a while since I have had to worry about that. Lee will have to provide us with more information I suppose.

Da Duck - King Dong isn’t nearly as fun as the Thai restaurant in the city “Phuk it.”

Lee - it’s too bad the kid never called you back. I trust you found something else to keep you occupied this weekend?

Yeah, i found a couple of things to do…