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You remember Fun Lisa? Here’s a somewhat typical conversation between us during the day at work… We were discussing the new songs that Total Eclipse have started working on…
Lisa: love me some Black Cat
Jester: we are all very excited about Black Cat, too. We all agree that you need to have a really good “balls-to-the-wall rock song
Lisa: ha…cause I’m such a rocker
Jester: right
Lisa: yes, well, I can see how you’d think that
Jester: the tattoo, the boozing… the sleeping around… you know that kind of stuff 
Lisa: TOTALLY
Lisa: do I get to wear a floor length leather coat and thigh high boots?
Jester: if you want to, that would be totally hot… but you have to do that smokey eyeliner/shadow look
Lisa: ha ha…um, DON’T think I could pull that off…maybe I’ll just wear that apron around.
Jester: i think you could pull it off… the apron, though HILARIOUS is probably not the most rockin’ outfit I’ve seen
Lisa: HA. hilarious. ok, well I’ll work on incorporating those pieces into my wardrobe. I do have knee high pleather boots already
Jester: HOT! you need a shawl, maybe
Lisa: a shawl?
Jester: yeah a la Stevie Nicks
Lisa: ha…yeah. My hair is in the right place for her right now
Jester: there you go… a shawl, some scarves to tie to the microphone stand
Lisa: I’m thinking of cutting it though…
Jester: a crimping iron
Lisa: ha ha
Jester: really? how short?
Lisa: yeah…I don’t know. I’ve had it really short before. Like shorter than yours. I don’t know if I’ll go that short, but I was thinking something kinda drastic.
Lisa: I’m a big talker though
Jester: hahah
Jester: i do the drastic stuff all the time
Lisa: then I’ll get in the chair and be like, just a trim please
Jester: weird colors.. long… shaved… it’s just hair.
Lisa: yeah…well you look good with lots of different styles. it’s harder for the ladies I feel.
Jester: eh.. you chicks have it so much better
Lisa: ha
Jester: you can do just about anything with your hair, makeup, and clothes… we have FAR fewer choices
Lisa: its true…we have WAY more options
Jester: let’s see… jeans or khakis today? Button down or pullover shirt?
Lisa: I do feel sorry for men. Especially with formal wear. suit…or suit.
Jester: if i shave my head people think I’m going bald
Lisa: ha
Jester: you shave *your* head, they think you’re edgy
Lisa: or crazy
Jester: or britney
Lisa: exactly
Jester: formal wear sucks
Jester: you guys get cocktail dresses, formal dresses, pantsuits blah blah
Lisa: yeah. I actually don’t like the way men look in tuxes at all.
Jester: we get umm… suit or tux.
Lisa: I like suits, but they’re so boring
Jester: of course… all those rules are changed if the guy is black
Lisa: ha…why is that?
Jester: apparently black guys can get away with wearing bright purple pinstriped nehru jackets and matching shoes
Lisa: mmm, only some guys can get away with that.
Jester: have you seen a “black man’s” clothing store?
Lisa: can’t say that I have… I didn’t know there were specific stores
Jester: they’re not called that of course… but that’s what they are
Lisa: ha
Jester: you can tell from the window, displaying suits in bright green or yellow… hats with a wide colorful band or a feather on them…
Lisa: love it! you should try it
Jester: I want to be black. If i put on a bright green suit and someone will try squeezing me and making me into wine
Lisa: actually, I would say that gay men get away with more than straight men in the fashion dept.
Lisa: gay men take more chances with clothes
Jester: that used to be the case… now all the straight guys are copying us
Lisa: ha…well, that’s true
Jester: and that only counts if you’re the cute super skinny-needs-a-sandwich gay guy
Lisa: HA
Jester: if you’re someone who ever eats, you get the same sloppy stuff to wear that all the straight guys get.
Lisa: otherwise you’re Elton John and wear feathers and pin stripes
Jester: I do it differently… I dress like a lesbian just to change it up
Lisa: HAAA you’re too funny… flannels and sandals?
Jester: i actually finally got myself away from flannel shirts
Lisa: HA
Jester: I used to wear them all the time open over a white tee shirt
Lisa: I did too when i was in my grunge stage
Jester: short hair… I seriously looked like I should be called “butch” and have a harley out back where my lipstick girlfriend was waiting for me
Lisa: HAAA!
