Cats are way cooler. I hate anyone too needy and all over me…wait…except for my hubby.

Cats are better. Is it hard living in denial… I mean, given that denial has no mass, no volume, and no existence, I would think living in denial would crush you down to your very soul.

I so win.

Robin – So you’re saying your hubby is a dog?

Ken – I have my own gravitational force that is apparently able to overcome the black hole of denial.

Craig – Not here on Earth, you don’t!

Well…in some ways I guess. He’s obedient mostly, he gives me way too much attention and he’s always humping my leg.

dogs so win! the unconditional love and huge kind eyes of a dog beat out a small creature that will ignore you for the bulk of the day and then cry for food.

jester, those photos were a riot.

You know what else offers unconditional love? A stalker… there… I said it… dogs are stalkers.

ken, you have got some serious issues if you think stalkers offer unconditional love! there are MAJOR conditions on that stalking love.

Robin – Give him a ball to play with or something to chew on and he’ll give you a few minutes of peace.

hello – I just KNEW you’d be on my side here. Glad you liked the photos.

Ken – Actually, dogs would make horrible stalkers, since they can’t go anywhere quietly or without bumping into anything. They are also much less likely to boil your pet rabbit than a cat would be.

hello – I miss my stalker. It used to make for some entertaining and exciting trips out on the town… always looking over my shoulder, checking the backseat of my car… making sure I locked all my doors. I was rarely bored.

Cats are WAY better. Dogs are unable to be independent! They need you for everything, I’ll bet if they could speak English they would ask us to wipe their poor wet noses and their dirty butts! Ugh..and they stink…all the time, no matter what you do. Cats are self sufficient, they clean them self and they keep their fur all nice n’stuff, and they can hunt for food and actually eat it..not just kill it and bring it to daddy for approval (although, cats do some times bring in a mouse or two just to show me, because they don’t have to hunt for their food at the moment lol)…Cats are WAY better!

I vote goldfish!

Dogs. And after that debate, I’m laughing too hard to explain myself.

Branden – You are so in trouble with me.

AdamX – Goldfish? Talk about high maintenance! Water changes, pH monitoring, tank vacuuming. You can’t cuddle… you can’t take them for a walk…

Lori – Thank you for being on my side. It’s apparent who my REAL friends are!

Cheese or Mythbusters usually works.

Robin – Funny… that often works around here, too.

pppssshhh..What are you going to do..Spank me?!
lol

I think people like dogs over cats because Dogs are able to be molded. They take to your “training” and Control over them. They are like, the perfect toy..no mind at all.
Cats however are little furry bitches. Gotta love them!

Branden – Why yes, I will happily spank you. I guess I like my dogs like I like my boyfriends… obedient and.. oh never mind, UMB will kill me if I finish that sentence.