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Here’s the Caption Me entry for the week.
I must warn you this one is not for the weak. And it’s slightly NSFW.
Wine Spectator magazine gives Two Buck Chub an outstanding 98%, citing the unusual process in which the grapes are crushed “from within the digestive process of a mammoth woman” and the quick fermentation time before the bottles are dispensed directly from the gaping cavern of her navel.
She really had to pee, but she’s so hefty that when she looked down she couldn’t discern where the hole actually was. Poor thing. Where’s Jenny Craig when someone needs it?
WTF??!?!?
Redefining abs of steel.
No, no, wait…
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!”
hahahah, ohhhh I kill me.
Wine Spectator magazine gives Two Buck Chub an outstanding 98%, citing the unusual process in which the grapes are crushed “from within the digestive process of a mammoth woman” and the quick fermentation time before the bottles are dispensed directly from the gaping cavern of her navel.
OMG SHUT UP!!!!
hello – I don’t make the news, I only report it.
Miss Britt – Thank you for my first burst out loud laugh in days.
Avitable – I wonder if she has to chew on wood to give the wine a nice oak flavor?
Jesi – Nu uh! YOU shut up!
She really had to pee, but she’s so hefty that when she looked down she couldn’t discern where the hole actually was. Poor thing. Where’s Jenny Craig when someone needs it?
DFW – You remember that old joke about rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot?
ugggh, that’s just not attractive in any way. not a single one.
thanks for the diet incentive.
“It’s ok honey, I know you can’t find it, just use my belly button. Look! it’s tight enough to hold a wine bottle!”
heather – No kidding. I’m going to limit myself to just 4 twinkies a day.
ginamonster – Finally! A woman that can please six men at once!
I didn’t think it was possible, but after looking at this picture, i’m MORE gay than before…
lee – So then you’ll be fitted with your own strap on fire extinguisher any day now? heh. I said “strap on.”
FLAME ON!
You can’t really see him from this angle but there is a midget inside her navel clinging to that bottle.
Killer – The midget is actually using the bottle as a straw so he can still breathe.
…but did you see where she’s hiding the wine glasses?
ink2metal – I’ll just be having water, thanks.