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Check out this video from Sick Puppies called “All The Same.”
I wonder if a “Free Oral Sex” sign would be as effective?
Although I’m touched by this video…. I have a couple questions
1) were hugs expensive before? Was I supposed to be charging?
2) what could the possible rationale for banning free hugs be? How does something like this get through any sort of process?
You know, if you wait a week or so, Senator Larry Craig is going to plead that he was holding a Free Hugs sign while in that bathroom. oh geez, another republican misunderstanding!
lmaleksich wrote on August 30th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Crail - LOL You crack me up!
Lee - I think the courtesy charge regarding hugs is supposed to always be paid to the hottest person in the active hugging circle. When the issue of hotness is under debate, the payment should be split equally between the shortest and tallest member in the active hugging circle. IF all things being equal regarding height and hotness, then and only then should hugging be free of charge, and only if all members of the active hugging circle are freshly showered and wearing deodorant. I hope that these hugging guidelines are clear and free of any chances of misunderstanding. Should you have any questions that are not adequately covered by the official Hugging Guidelines as set forth by the Department of Energy under contract and in partnership with the NFSHA (National Foundation for the Study of Hugs and Affection) you may submit your questions in writing on form DE-HWTF to your immediate Affection Supervisor.
jester wrote on August 30th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Oh sweetie, I’m aware of the rules on hugging. Though I’m glad to see that you’re getting into your new life as a government worker. As the hottest and the tallest person in many active hugging circles (thank god I hang out with hobbits), I believe I should be getting more. The going rate is $1000 I think. After taxes, that’s something like $690. Now if you’re there, I’m the hottest and you’re the tallest, so we’ll split it down to $345 each. Man! Even if the HR rep signs off on this, we’re getting screwed! Damn the hugging referral program!
lmaleksich wrote on August 30th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
I would love to do something like that, but I think as a girl I would get more gropes than hugs. *sigh*
Bianca wrote on August 30th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
since when did hugging become a paid government postion!?!
damnit! i knew i should have paid attention in art class during the “studies in red tape and learning to spin ~other~ mixed media” series.
danny wrote on August 30th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Lee - If you’re the tallest person in your hugging circles, they really must be hobbits! and $345 a piece per hug isn’t so bad. Beats a sharp stick in the eye.
Crail - Good to know. How do you feel about PCP or acid?
Mist 1 - I believe you can sign up over at othurme’s site. He IS the foremost authority on eating coochie. (Welcome back, by the way. You are missed.)
Bianca - Something like what? Free hugs or free oral sex? There’s nothing wrong with a good groping now and then…
Danny - I think hugging is probably the ONLY job the government doesn’t offer.
Matthew - Uh huh. I believe you.
jester wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 1:17 am
Well, definitely not the free oral sex. Ugh. Boys are dirty and gross. 
Bianca wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 4:14 am
i think i need a hug coz that one good long one at the end of the video got me a little leaky eyed. no tears fell or anything that squishy, but i’m gonna go hug my boss. be back in a few.
hellohahanarf wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 6:24 am
i’m not fired! but i did get an interesting look.
and a hug.
hellohahanarf wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 6:30 am
Powerfully
Crazy
Pharmaceutical
and
Ah
Can’t
Indulge in
Dat stuff
LOL 
Crail wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 6:58 am
Bianca - Free oral sex doesn’t have to involve men if you don’t want it to. I’m sure many lesbians would love to perform the act. You just have to ask sometimes. Just a thought for ya!
By the way, just in case anyone needs it, my hugs are always free. Now for anything else, we’ll have have to discuss my fees (or debate on yours). lol
Toby wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Bianca - Boys are dirty and gross, huh? I guess I didn’t get that memo. By the way, girls are squishy and smell funny.
hello - LOL I’m glad you didn’t get fired. Though if you had, I would totally try to hook you up with something out here.
Crail - Bravo!
Toby - Your hugs are among the best. You should charge a lot. Just not me.
jester wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 1:29 am
I think the free blowjobs would be banned a lot sooner.
Killer wrote on September 8th, 2007 at 8:48 am
