It Has Come To My Attention…

… that a lot of my readers would like more pictures of beefcake. And since I do just about anything my readers want, I’ve decided to oblige with the occasional photo of prime choice cuts.

So Killer, Avitable, stop bugging me about it, ok? Here you go!

Those EyesWanna Swim?

Hawt!Climb Me!Triple Your FunYes Please!

Straight Guys who made it to the end of this post, click here for a prize.

38 thoughts on “It Has Come To My Attention…

  1. please tell me they are not all gay. pleeeeeeeze. even if you have to lie to me.

    that was a nice way to start my monday. thank you!

    xoxo

  2. OK…so I went back and clicked on it! Thanks Jester! Those were indeed magnificent! One question…do they belong to Hello? If they do, Killer and I owe you a little something, eh?

  3. What, no Bears? I am offended by the omission.
    Thanks for the boobs…I was starting to feel some movement, so the boobs were there to offer me an excuse.

  4. sorry to disappoint, donnie, but those boobs aren’t mine.

    in fact, mine are MUCH nicer than that. and quite a bit larger as well.

  5. Well, I guess Killer and I are off the hook for now then, eh Hello? And I thought that Hello’s must be much nicer than those, but I thought to be polite, I’d ask. Now she has me all in a tizzy and I’m having trouble getting anything done. I’m struggling with the anticipation of seeing such magnificence all at one time!

    And Ginamonster may send me a picture of hers and I will make the comparison if she’d like.

    By-the-way Jester…the pictures of the little men that you posted are wonderful. I can take a little beefcake now and then. Hey, it’s what I see in the mirror every morning anyway, right? Just keep up with the boobies too and I’ll be OK.

  6. Hey Duck! Those sure aren’t my photos. I don’t mess around carrying six packs anymore. I’m a keg man now and fear I will be for ever. But my can is stupendous (or so Hello tells me…) Does it seem strange to anyone that Hello has seen my derierre and yet her magnificence has yet to be fettered by Donnie Von Donnie’s eyes?

  7. Avitable – I find it somewhat disturbing that you knew the term “twink” AND used it correctly in context… except there are at least two of those pictured that I would consider to be twinks.

    Miss Britt – If you think that was bad, YOU try googling “huge boobs” and see what I was faced with.

    Donnie – I would never do anything to intentionally gross you out. If I say they belong to hello, will you and killer send the requested photos?

    Killer – No bears this time. I plan to pepper my posts with more beefcake in the future, so there will be something for everyone! Your heterosexual self-identification is safe for now.

  8. Donnie – I’ll say it again, this comment is worthless without photos. Please send photos.

    Da Duck – You should know by now that photos like that never really disappear… they usually end up with some celebrities’ face being photoshopped to them.

  9. jester my love, i’m a pittsburgh girl…diehard steelers fan. therefore i am SO not excited that those boys are from philly. (although i appreciate the lie. great attempt!)

    donnie, i still have the photos…shall i forward to jester?

  10. hello – I couldn’t remember if it was pittsburgh or philly… damn. Why would you ask DONNIE if you should send me photos…??? The answer should always be, SEND THE PHOTOS TO JESTER.

  11. i have to ask permission. some of the photos are really good. and some are VIDEOS.

    oh yeah. life is so frikken good.

  12. Oh, those are SO not mine. And Jester, now that I have looked clser, we appear to have VERY similar taste in men. Yum! Except maybe the one in the chair. He looks suspiciously like my old roomate, Boy Roomie.

  13. Sorry Jester, sadly for you Boy Roomie is strait. He’s a good boy too. The night Girl Roomie and I went streaking in the back yard, he didn’t look until we had made it to the far side. And as far as I know, he didn’t take any pictures.

  14. Gina – Don’t you know that the only difference between a straight guy and a gay guy is a six pack of beer? I think the streaking incident should be your next blog post.

  15. Donnie,

    I am a keg girl now but there was a time I would show my tits….usually in gay bars where there wasn’t a chance in hell of getting hit on. lol Unfortunately it was ladies night and I ended up with a few numbers.

  16. So what happened to the pics and videos? Are you really going to leave us hanging like this?

    BTW Jester, I see I’m back on top of your list…hope you’re happy again

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