Jun 02
in Humor
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I haven’t done this in a while, so I thought I’d take a look at some of the more interesting searches that have somehow lead readers to this website.
Some of the queries make perfect sense, others I find so inexplicable that I’m going to have to do my own Google search to figure out how on earth some of these terms appeared here.
Here are some of the most popular searches:
- Hundreds of variations of “Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson” and the words “gay” or “naked.”
- Dozens of variations of every possible contestant on American Idol, usually followed by the word “gay” or “naked.” – Have I ever posted naked photos here? I don’t think so… perhaps I should start?
- “Adam Levine’s shitty haircut.“
- “Top Happy Songs“
- “Funny Cat Haiku“
- 27 instances of “Jeff Mullen” and either “porn” or “sleaze”
- “Where to download free music” – Not here… but I can suggest here.
- Lots of people want a “wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man” – If I could sew, I could make a ton of money. Anyone sell these that is interested in setting me up as an affiliate?
Here are some searches that leave me puzzled:
- “trick rattlesnake gees”
- “jesus christ interview on youtube” – Damn! He promised me I would be his first stop.
- “the healthy way to penetrate penis in vagina” – What’s the unhealthy way?
- “what was the reaction to a slimeball” – One of disgust I’m sure. Eww.
- “tiny mining helmet” – I had an ex who called his… nevermind…
- “matt coutu likes boobs” – Good for him. Who’s Matt Coutu?
- “convince your girlfriend to take it in the ass” –Good luck with that one, buddy.
- “toilet faggot” – Double eww.
- “blowjob contract” – I don’t know what that is, but don’t sign it.
- “homosexual leatherback turtles” – That’s a pretty specific fetish you have there.
- “at a restaurant this is more embarrassing than having something brought to your table on fire” – What is stabbing yourself in the eye with a shrimp fork? What is sneezing bread crumbs all over your date? What is wearing a giant sombrero while the entire restaurant sings a weird version of Happy Birthday to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance?
- “gay indicators” – That reminds me, I need to get my LED’s replaced.
- “i’m fucking my son-in-law” – Next on Dr. Phil.
- “oral copulation bible” – I gotta get me a copy of that.
Let’s see what next month brings, shall we?
