Just read the worst thing ever story, and Ew. The guy looks like a skinny little asshole to me. Blach. Boo. Hiss.

I hate mean people. Mean stupid people are worse. Mean stupid people who can’t hold their liquor? Pfft.

how about hoss is a cutie!??!?!!

Austin is an asshead. Asshead is my favorite new word. Thank you for giving me a chance to use it.

I had a guy tell me once that he didn’t usually go for girls with big butts but that he really liked me so he was gonna give it a try. Later that night I got him back by saying I usually didn’t go for boys with crooked needledicks, but since I really liked him, I’d work around it. As I recall, that was our last date. I never could figure out where I went wrong…

Miss Britt - You missed that story the first time? It’s amazing how much my tastes and level of tolerance has changed in just a few short years. If someone were to say something like that to me now, they’d be waking up several days later lacking the ability to chew solid food.

hello - yeah, he’s a nice looking man. I have some other pictures I’ll post a bit later on.

Mel - I’m an even bigger fan of “asshat.” I’m not sure what you could have possibly done differently on your date… though the laughing and pointing might have been a step too far.