Apr 23
I’m a Dirty Old Man
in Gay Stuff, TV
 

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Nick SimmonsI realized tonight that I have become a dirty old man.

I am totally in lust with Gene Simmons’ son, Nick. He’s funny, bohemian, and uh… HOT.

The fact that he was born in 1989 makes me both sad and embarrassed.

I was a sophomore in high school when he was born. When I graduated high school, he was three years old. When I came out of the closet, he was seven years old.

When UMB and I got together he was just hitting puberty.

Nick Simmons

And yet, I can’t look away, and I have absolutely no paternal intentions what so ever.

Well, I might let him call me “Daddy.”

11 Responses to “I’m a Dirty Old Man”
 

Throw in “suga” with the “daddy” and I am sure he’s yours, you dirty ol’ man, you! ;-)

DutchBitch wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 3:18 am

 
 

Dutchy - Maybe you missed that he’s the son of Gene Simmons of KISS. He doesn’t need my money. In fact, I plan on letting him support me (and UMB).

jester wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 3:29 am

 
 

i know where you’re coming from. and you’re right, nick is a sight for sore eyes. there are days when i dread cheeks getting older. not because of the attitude that comes with the teen years, she’s got a bit of that now, but because of all the teen boys. i will ~not~ do the whole mrs robinson thing. even if i ~do~ manage to kill off the hubby before then. lol but man, is it ever tempting.

heather wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 5:55 am

 
 

ROTFLMAO - nothing can make you feel simultaneously young AND old like a new, hot, young boy.

Miss Britt wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 am

 
 

yep, we still have the same taste in men, errr, i mean boys. i was greaduating high school the year he was born and i would SO not let that stop me from rockin his world. yes, i watch the show just for him. he’s hilarious and that tongue…whew!

hellohahanarf wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:07 am

 
 

oooh, he IS cute! better looking than gene, that’s for sure!!

Webmiztris wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 10:07 am

 
 

He is hot. I saw him for the first time last night and felt like an dirty of lady.

ginamonster wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm

 
 

Heather - I’m glad I don’t have to deal with that… I harbored ideas of being a high school teacher for a long time, but there’s no way I could be around all those hot 17 and 18 year old guys all day every day. (Not the pimply gangly awkward ones… you know the ones I mean)

Miss Britt - Exactly. ::sigh::

Hello - That’s why I love you… and yeah… he demonstrated that his tongue is longer than his dad’s on the show last night. I had to look around the room to make sure I was alone cause it felt like an unexpected porno had just come on.

Webmiztriss - Way better than Gene.

Ginamonster - You’ll be watching the show more often now!

I’m so glad to learn I’m not alone in my actually weighing the pros and cons of jail time for doing bad things to him. :)

jester wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm

 
 

He’s not that hot..lol

Branden wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 pm

 
 

Branden - Well.. compared to you…you may be right. However, since you’re unavailable and not as rich, I’ll continue my secret love affair with Nick.

jester wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:33 pm

 
 

Thats right!..haha

Branden wrote on April 23rd, 2007 at 9:39 pm

 

Say something already!



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