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What do these people have in common?
 
Something Extremely Witty
February 17th, 2007 by jester

Paris HiltonBryan WhiteJason RitterJerry O’ConnellJesterMichael Jordan

I’ll give you a hint: It’s not that they are all famous.

[Answer: Indeed they all share a birthday. February 17. Sadly, I'm not the youngest person pictured. Thankfully, I'm not the oldest.]


24 Responses  
  • Bianca writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Happy Birthday, Jester! ;)

  • Howard writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    They all claim to be the father of Anna Nicolle’s baby?

  • Daniel writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Happy Birthday

  • Killer writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    I only recognize about half of them. Did they all release bad musical albums? Did they all used to be fat when they were younger?

  • MOM writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    They all are pictured on your Blog….. Maybe you all share the same Birthday…. ya think?

  • MOM writes:
    February 17th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Mothers know these kind of things…. even if they get no respect!

  • DutchBitch writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 12:17 am

    Happy Birthday Babe! (Sorry, I am a day late, I kept reminding myself it was the 17th.. except on the 17th…)

    What those people all have in common? Umm… Neither of them can sing better than you? Umm… all of them have sucked face with Britney before she went bald? Ummm… they are all fans of Olivia Newton-John?

    What-e-ver…

  • jester writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 12:54 am

    Bianca – I can always count on you to follow my line of thought. Thanks!

    Howard – Hilarious. Though I’m pretty sure I’m not the baby daddy. I am religious about my condom usage. I’d still like a check, though.

    Daniel – Thank you.

    Killer – Uh. Yes? And who are you calling old?

    Mom – Leave it to you to find the most basic but not as obvious answer, indeed they are all pictured on my blog as evidenced by the pictures on my blog. And yes, they do all share a birthday. I’m going to have to get you a necktie for you tug.

    Dutchy – Thanks for the wishes! Well, I know for a fact that I sing better than Paris and Jerry. Probably Michael, too. As for Bryan, he sings circles around me. Josh Ritter has no musical talents that I know of… but then again he might. Britney’s breath smells like Red Bull and crystal meth, so I won’t be sucking face with her bald head or not. And who isn’t a fan of ONJ???

  • Neurotic Mom writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    Happy Birthday Jester

  • Liz writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 9:33 am

    I share my birthday with Johnny Mathis. You’re so lucky.

  • tanjua writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Hello my friend!.. just wanted to let you know that I did not forget you yesterday, but I have not been home to get online. So, here is my belated happy birthday to you. Love ya lots and I hope it was a good one. I will talk to you soon. Love T

  • Crail writes:
    February 18th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Better late than never. Better never late. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

  • Sandra Barkevich writes:
    February 19th, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Happy belated birthday, Jester. I hope you had a wonderful day and it morphs into a wonderful year.

    Sandy :-)
    Sandra Barkevich – Romance Author
    *February 24, 2007 at Sandra’s Goings On – Guest Blogger, Terri Garey – Dead Girls are Easy

  • hellohahanarf writes:
    February 19th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    i’m going to have to get the internet at home (like an old lady i wanted to type “internets”)…i feel terrible that i wasn’t able to wish you a happy, happy day on your birthday. hope it was spectacular…you deserve great things!

    xoxo

  • Killer writes:
    February 21st, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    That is not fair. I did not realize you were one of the pictures. I would never have said, “bad musical albums”. Fat maybe, but I would never have questioned your musical abilities.

  • toby writes:
    February 28th, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Killer…you’re so mean…lol. Jester…Although I didn’t forget you on your birthday…I am late in wishing it to you. Hope everything is well and I finally got a pre-approval for a house. Give me a call so that we can catch up. The weekend is best due to school/work. Love and Miss Ya. And quit wishing on someone elses star…! Bryan is great…but circles?

  • William Anderson writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Jester:

    I was looking at the pic of Paris Hilton along with the other pics you posted, and I thought to myself, “See what Men really like, a sexy woman who is feminine, soft, and sexually compatible! That cannot be said of Gay men!

  • jester writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    William Anderson – Paris Hilton is a skanky untalented psuedo-celebrity. But thanks for announcing your taste.

    You are SO morally superior to me.

    Oh wait, I forgot, you don’t understand sarcasm.

  • William Anderson writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    But at least she is a “natural”

  • jester writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    William Anderson – HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh. There’s nothing natural about her. She’s got more plastic parts than your blow up doll.

  • William Anderson writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Be that as it may, she is not confused where a penis belong!

  • William Anderson writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    By the way, I believe that your “girlfriend” would leave you for Paris if he got a hold of her…if you know what I mean! :-)

  • jester writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    William Anderson – Apparently you haven’t seen her video, “One Night In Paris.”

    And my boyfriend would not piss on Paris Hilton if her labia were on fire.

  • William Anderson writes:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    I have had some time messing with you guys; getting you all worked up! What do they call the surgery that is done on most Gay men to repair their butt muscle that keeps feces from dripping out? I’m certain that before it is over with, you and your boys will need this kind of surgery…which is further proof that God never intended for you to lay down on your stomach and take a pounding from someone who looks just like you!


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