Scott asked his readers to write some “Cat Haiku” today.
Here are my three submissions:
I am your best friend,
until you wish to hold me,
then I am Satan.
or
My food bowl is full,
therefore I do not need you
or your silly love.
or
I am Royalty.
Don’t forget you scoop my poop,
bring me more tuna.
And as some possible inspiration, here is a wickedly awesome video of a feline piano virtuoso:
That was fun. Why don’t you give it a try?