R.I.P. Mrs. Smith

Anna Nicole SmithMy great friend Tiffiny (rubbergirl) just IM’d me and asked, “Have you seen the news?”

“Nope… I haven’t been awake long. What’s up?”

“Anna Nicole Smith just died,” she answered.

“Really? Didn’t her son just die under unusual circumstances?”

“Yeah, back in September. Daniel. His name was Daniel,” she remembered.

“Crazy. Damn… now who am I going to make fun of when they show up all high and plastic looking at B-List celebrity gatherings? Who am I going to hold up as a mockery of heterosexual marriage? Who is going to replace Anna Nicole Smith when I want to talk about scary white trash glamour?” I lamented.

Britney SpearsAnd then it hit me, “At least I’ve still got Britney!”

[edited: There's a great round up of articles written about Anna over the past year up at: Defamer.com.]

8 thoughts on “R.I.P. Mrs. Smith

  1. Mist 1 – Aah.. wine and trim spa, the breakfast of champions.

    Daniel – Well yeah, I’m nothing if not lazy about going for the most obvious joke.

    Bianca – Anna Nicole Smith was not a druggie! How can you say that? Did she ever appear to be intoxicated or otherwise under the influence in public? What’s that? You don’t say? EVERY public appearance? Huh. Yeah, it was probably drugs.

    Sandra – Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

  2. If something were to happen to Britney, we would just close down my trailer park and all just quit trying. Now that Anna is gone, Britney is our only shining star, fixin’ to lead the rest of us out of white trashiness.

    • Maybe people should stop critizing others and Pray for them,Also they should Remember that Anna&Brittney are Someone’s Daughter,Sister,Cousin,Neice,Aunt,&Mother..Who are we to Judge?

  3. I just wanna tell the whole world that im in love with a man named peter julie. wanna scream it from rooftop!!
    oh…. you wonder what this has to do w/ the site? nothin’. im just giddy. lol. simple site. its good. keep up awesome work.

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