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Christmas Wish
 
Something Extremely Witty
December 10th, 2006 by jester

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Santa ClausI want to be a kid again. I don’t want to worry about shopping. I don’t want to fight crowds at the mall. I don’t want to find myself getting annoyed by hearing “Jingle Bell Rock” five hundred times a day.

I want to wake up on Christmas morning and stumble bleary-eyed to the living room, smell the fresh pine tree, and stare at the pile of gifts waiting to be unwrapped. I want to travel to my grandmother’s house and play with my cousins, and eat home made turkey and noodles and fresh pumpkin pie.

I want to run off and play with my toys with my friends instead of cleaning up all the wrapping paper and doing dishes and worrying if that gift I thought was perfect for my mother went over well.

If someone can work this out for me, I’d be grateful. I might even let you play with my toys.


8 Responses  
Killer writes:
December 11th, 2006 at 4:56 am

At work they keep playing “hip” christmas tunes by such artists like The Beach Boys, NSync, Brian Setzer, etc. I am really starting to hate Christmas.

THIS GUY writes:
December 11th, 2006 at 9:14 am

new here, hello.

i too wish i could be a kid again. the awesomeness of opening a new toy on xmas day…amazing.

othurme writes:
December 11th, 2006 at 12:41 pm

I bet there is a fetish “specialist” in The Castro that will make this come true for you. That is, if you don’t mind Santa Claus wearing red leather chaps and feeding his cookies and milk to his leashed pet “Rudolf” through a brown zipper mask.

jester writes:
December 11th, 2006 at 6:07 pm

Killer – It’s not hard to understand why with that playlist.

This Guy – Welcome! Thanks for stopping by. I think we should start a club.

Othurme – You just described my last New Years Eve. Gotta find something different this year.

Dan Nowak – My ideal Chrsitmas writes:
December 12th, 2006 at 12:03 pm

[...] My ideal Chrsitmas Jester posted his Christmas wish for this year. He wants to return to the Christmas of his childhood. Which first makes me wonder what he would want for Christmas. Maybe an Easy Bake Oven. At least I think that is the present every gay little boy wanted when he was little. But it got me thinking about what my ideal Christmas would be like. [...]

Marge writes:
December 13th, 2006 at 7:31 am

I’m absolutely there with you. Maybe you should talk with mom and dad and see if they could work it out. That would actually be worth the drive. Oh, and if you get the easy bake oven…I’m requesting brownies!

jester writes:
December 14th, 2006 at 6:23 am

Marge – Oh, I’ll make you brownies all right. Brownies so good you’ll sit on the couch for days unable to lift your head.

Oh how I miss Christmases with you. Maybe we’ll start doing them again soon.

retro writes:
November 19th, 2007 at 7:21 am

Hard to believe Christmas is already around the corner. I am ready for some Thanksgiving turkey though.

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