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If NaBloPoMo hasn’t gotten me into the swing of writing everyday (it has) it has at least sent a gigantic amount of traffic my way. I believe by the end of the month, I’ll have had over 2500 unique visitors to this website. I’m sure that a lot of you who read this have sites that get many times that number of visitors, but it’s the record for this little corner of the web.
All of the writing that I’ve been doing puts a bunch of new words into an already verbose universe. The random jumbling of those words on this site returns some very interesting search results.
Perfectly understandable searches:
- Delious Kennedy
- photos
- is he gay? - Matt and I always thought so. We’re usually not wrong.
- VirtuosoNetSolutions
- sucks
- bad service
- awful
- want to sue - I’m with you. Yes, Chad is horrible, awful, the worst customer service ever, and I encourage you to sue. Good luck!
- Vince Rimoldi
- shirtless photos -pass those along when you find them will you?
- Giving a cat benadryl
- Melissa Paige
- Record contract law
- Jake Gyllenhaal - There he is again. What IS that about?
Looking for smut, imagine that, on the internet!?
- Foot fetish
- Gay truth or dare stories
- Wank material
- Penis in sweatpants
- Happy ending massage - isn’t that the place out on Folsom?
- Boyfriend shaving his legs - God Shave The Queen!
- Gay male naked submissive sex slave
- Casted leg sex - is it possible that more than one person is into this?
Song Lyrics
- And we have taken different roads - the song is “What Might Have Been” by Little Texas
- I’m alright it only hurts when I breathe - “Breathe” by either Melissa Etheridge or Greenwheel
- Learn to play piano in your winter underwear - “The Billboard” by Homer and Jethro
- I’m just a curb stomp profit with my hand in my pocket [sic] Ok. That’s disturbing. The words are actually, “I’m just a curb-SIDE prophet with my hand in my pocket and I’m waiting for my rocket to come.” The song is “Curb Side Prophet” by Jason Mraz.
Just plain weird
- Sonic Stir Fry
- Foaming Cat
- Corn Dog tee shirt
- pissed herself laughing
- persuasive speech tattoos
- infamous rats
I’ve got a few more that were submitted in the form of questions, that I will address in my next post, “Ask Jester.”