So my friend got a response to her personal ad today, that I just had to share with everyone:
You sound like such a dominating bitch, I want this and I want that, I’m not sure why I am writing you. I guess because our interests match up so good. If your still intersted and if I’m still interested you can email me at rich@sweezey.com
Maybe opposites do attract.
Rich
Anyone up for signing him up to every gay porn spam site you can find?? Muhahahahahahahaaha….
So I ran across this blog today “Andy Kaufman Returns” and found it all very humorous. I don’t buy it for a minute, but you have to admit the gag is pretty good. Just wonder how long he’ll keep it up before he gets bored and disappears.
I dropped an email to Wil Wheaton, thinking he’d find it interesting. Here was his response:
Hey [Jester],
I stood on my roof and shouted, “Shennannigans!” when I heard this earlier today. I think it’s been debunked.
Good scam, though.
W
I’m not sure which is funnier.. the guy claiming to be Andy Kaufman, or the mental image I have of Wil standing on his roof shouting “Shennannigans!” Ok, that’s not true. I know which is funnier. Wil, by far.
I don’t mean to shout, but it’s official. The general public are IDIOTS. How else can you explain La Toya London’s dismissal from American Idol? It’s not even right.
And it’s not that I’m the biggest fan in the world, frankly, I think Fantasia should win the competition for exuding so much personality. However, La Toya has the best voice, incredible stage presence, and I’m certain will be 10X the recording artist that Fantasia is. At any rate, this was not her week to go home. Jasmine is a fine artist for her age, give her a few years and she could be a great performer. Diana is already a great performer, but I think America is trying to get away from the blonde spunky girls (in the vein of Kelly Clarkson)…
I don’t think the show is rigged, personally… what I think is actually happening is viewer complacency…
1) the finalists from all of the previous episodes either have a record deal, or have gone on to some sort of entertainment career… viewers think, so what if they don’t win, we’ll still get an album out of them. (While we’re on the subject, check out my “What’s Hot” page for a link to Kimberley Locke’s new album, it’s fantastic!)
2) There is the belief that everyone else is voting for the contestants, so what’s the point.. they already have enough to win. I think that’s what we saw happen with Jennifer Hudson, and I think that’s a strong possibility here, as well.
3) There’s an innate human desire to root for the underdog. Jasmine’s tearfest last night when getting rightfully criticized by the judges was probably just the ticket for scoring the sympathy vote.
4) Simon dissed Hawaii, and you know how the Hawaiians get!
I’ll close for the moment… but I’m shaking my angry fist at the sky and screaming “Why!? Why!?”
Ok… This is simply BRILLIANT!!! Screaming Queens Drag Entertainment
I can’t stop laughing at this : 
He doesn’t know she is a he. What I want to see is a photo of this guy at the exact moment he realizes that she has a little ‘extra’ to offer.
I love this quote from the founder of the company, Alex Heimberg, aka Miss Understood:
“I met people like Iggy, a who painted his face white, embellished it with Austrian Crystals, and sang Marlene Dietrich songs. I met Winona, a beautiful blonde gogo ‘girl’ who had created extra eyes on her face from false eyelashes and magazine cutouts. They called her ‘Goldie Hawn From Outer Space’ Then there was Princess Diandra who would get all done up and strut down the aisles at Diana Ross concerts, fooling the audience into believing the diva had arrived, leaving Miss Ross and her security team infuriated.”
Infuriated indeed!
“I’m coming out… I want the world to know….”
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Color me excited!!! I was in Tower records today and discovered that one of my FAVORITE bands (who know one has heard of) has a new album out!!! Yippppppeeee! I bought it, I’m listening to it now.. it’s fantastic, of course! Check them out:
Pat McGee Band